i’m australian and i’m not even sure australia is a real place anymore
i went shopping for school supplies yesterday
I almost spit out my water
"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]
Who the hell thought of this?
I’m the type that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so much.
He told me he wanted to be a “soccer star,” but wouldn’t say much else, probably because his teammates were hovering around him. But later on, when I asked the coach who the strongest player was, he pointed out this boy. “We made him captain,” the coach explained, “Because he takes it the most seriously. If we lose, he won’t talk for the rest of the day. He always shows up early to practice. If we’re not around, he organizes the team and has them ready when we arrive. And if anyone loses their temper during the game, he’ll reprimand them and tell them to just focus on winning.”
(Juba, South Sudan)
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
- me: i have no classes with anybody i know
- my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
- me: no