Tweets

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ellendegeneres:

Apparently it’s a costume.


yass-god:

real acting

(Source: orcses)

ifhomeisfortheheartless:

Fin, noggin…. Duuuude

whoisahmad:

Mentally: Horny
Physically: Horny


(Source: rihannainfinity)

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(Source: englishbreakfasts)

If you ate my pussy please don’t ever try to disrespect me. Homie I fed you.

(Source: chickinkicks)

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theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

(Source: youll-never-get-me-alive)

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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(Source: fassyy)

theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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